Saturday, October 1, 2011

Suburban Oddities


 My neighbors have an invisible fence. Their dogs charge us every day (up to a point).  Last Friday, they added a goat. I don't know if they just got tired of mowing the grass or what.  

Things I never said before I owned a dog:

"You can sleep in the bed when you learn to do laundry."

"Walk on the inside please. If one of us is going to get hit by a car, I want it to be me."

"If I come back in there and my bra is in your mouth, things are going to get ugly."

"I think it's time you got a job and started buying your own food."

"I didn't ask to go pee, you did. So pee."

"Stop barking. For God's sake, it's a goat."




3 comments:

Beverly said...

Still laughing...Great post, and I love the new format!

susan said...

Thanks Beverly. I hope I can keep the layout, it's still new so there are a number of little glitches that hopefully Blogger will address eventually. (My entire sidebar is missing for instance ha!)

Vickie said...

I can finally see your blog again! And thanks for making me laugh so hard I almost cried!