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| My neighbors have an invisible fence. Their dogs charge us every day (up to a point). Last Friday, they added a goat. I don't know if they just got tired of mowing the grass or what. |
Things I never said before I owned a dog:
"You can sleep in the bed when you learn to do laundry."
"Walk on the inside please. If one of us is going to get hit by a car, I want it to be me."
"If I come back in there and my bra is in your mouth, things are going to get ugly."
"I think it's time you got a job and started buying your own food."
"I didn't ask to go pee, you did. So pee."
"Stop barking. For God's sake, it's a goat."
3 comments:
Still laughing...Great post, and I love the new format!
Thanks Beverly. I hope I can keep the layout, it's still new so there are a number of little glitches that hopefully Blogger will address eventually. (My entire sidebar is missing for instance ha!)
I can finally see your blog again! And thanks for making me laugh so hard I almost cried!
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